Collection: i can buy myself flowers

2020 isolation collection

18cm x 13cm watercolour on paper  there are 21 tiny paintings in...

this is not a percy pig for legal reasons

so random, i had this dream and that's what this design is...

palermo

one of 21 tiny paintings in my isolation series from 2020. this...

Signed Prints

All prints are made using Giclée techniques and quality checked and signed...

all of the plants

just loads of fucking plants, i don't know why.

no bread

unfortunately i'm gluten intolerant, so i can paint bread but i can't...

bodies bodies bodies

just a whole lot of bodies, but in a cool way.

i'm just popping to the shops, do you need anything?

life's a bitch

because you can't spend it all at the beach

sit back and look pretty

if i only had one job to do, and this was the...

flop era

what goes up must come down

happy to see you

is that a banana? (you know the shtick)

i can buy myself flowers

what miley said

fuck this shit give me an aperol spritz

this solves everything, it's science.

this is not a real bear

it's also not a real gummy bear, it's a painting, or in...